Here's my shameless proposal:  For every dollar you donate to aid my student poverty, I will write you a haiku!   

$1 = 1 haiku
$5 = 5 haiku (one can never have too many)

Just drop me an email or a comment with the subject you'd like me to write about and the amount you've donated, and I'll happily reply back with your personal haiku.  Other forms of metered poetry also available upon request  :)

Here's to struggling in a shitty economy!

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